Make Thaali Peeth (in 89 easy steps) hmmm

Place : A Chat Room
Initial Subject : Undisclosed (Eventually Turned to food)
Final Subject : How to make Thaali Peeth (*)
Total Cast : 2
Roles : A Teacher, A Student (any resemblance is purely coincidential)
Note : No animals were harmed while chatting for this topic.
*. If you dont know what is Thaali Peeth.....then then THIS IS JUST FOR YOU.

1. # teacher: thaali peeth and paratha are easy to make. learn them (I can guess..... how they are made at home)
2. # student: ok (still... I will try)
3. teacher: rice flour (can be made with mixed flour...special tip only for bright students........better not to tell this party.........will get confused)
4. teacher: cut and add some onion
5. student: ok
6. teacher: then haldi, masala
7. student: ok
8. teacher: salt. little water. make dough (student, is this too much?)
9. student: ok (I think I can do it)
10. # teacher: divide it into 2-3 smaller doughs
11. then like bhakri
12. student: oh no.. thats was terrible.....(I had tried bhaakri once)
13. teacher: press that dough to make it flat
14. student: ok
15. # teacher: shall i continue the process ?
16. or u got frightened
17. ? (probabaly overburdened with the process??)
18. student: ya go ahead (still alive)
19. no i remebered bhaakri thats why
20. teacher: put platic sheet on flat surface
21. then keep dough
22. student: okhay(plastic sheet....will hav to search for, something or the other is kept everywhere)
23. teacher: press it with hand
24. make it flat
25. as thick as bhakri
26. # then with fingers make holes in it
27. student: ok
28. teacher: ooo i forgot
29. on plastic sheet apply little water
30. student: ya i used to eat it like that only (refer line 26. its fun to eat thaali peeth like that)
31. teacher: otherwise it will stick to it
32. student: ok
33. teacher: keep tava on gas (also lite up the gas)
34. little oil
35. # student: ok that i didnt know (refer line 33)
36. teacher: heat it
37. student: keep tava on gas (just a repetation)
38. carry on
39. ha ha
40. teacher: tava is used to make chapattis
41. pan kind of (punishment : write tava and its meaning 100 times in your notebook)
42. student: now tava is hot (coz the gas burner is on maximum)
43. # teacher: then
44. with plastic sheet on upperside put thalipeet on tava
45. student: arey jaldi karo (tava is bocoming red hot)
46. teacher: kachcha khana padega (for line 45. OK OK the previous line)
47. student: naahi...
48. # teacher: be patient then
49. i mean pick it up with plastic sheet to keep on tava (for line 44)
50. student: ok got it
51. teacher: then detach plastic sheet with the help of little water
52. student: ok
53. # teacher: if needed put some oil again
54. student: ok
55. teacher: then eat it ( and finish it peacefully )
56. student: wow....(seems easy. To eat not to make)
57. teacher: let it get ready frm both the sides (whatever it becomes, name it – THALIPEETH -hahha!)
58. # student: after eating...(just kidding)
59. teacher: and dont curse me tomorrow
60. # student: i have copied this valuable data and taken print out....stilll....
61. teacher: if u have a proof in black and white u gonna curse me a lot
62. # oooo
63. make one correction
64. student: wat??
65. # teacher: instead of water on plastic sheet
66. apply oil on it before pressing the dough (just in time.......saved)
67. student: ok
68. teacher: thank god i remembered it (ya. Otherwise plastic on tava and water on gas with oil nowhere to be seen)(well...i could have named it plastc thalipeeth)
69. # student: ya i changed it in the print out. (*remember to do it while making*)
70. # teacher: i suggest u to make puri sized thlipeeths to avoid wastage
71. student: ok....(sounds interesting)
72. # wat should be the thickness...coz my aaji used to make they were properly paklele astat.....(didnt know eng for that)
73. # teacher: as thick as bhakri (that wud be too much)
74. student: ok
75. teacher: 3mm (lot of research has been done)
76. student: pixel perfection (expert comments)
77. # teacher: i had just removed a scale (an extention, on comments)
78. student: mean??
79. # teacher: to tell u thickness of thalipeeth
80. it is 3mm
81. # student: ok i will need vernier calliper... i think its about one fourth of the first line of ur finger..... now ur turn (smart huh)
82. # teacher: exactly 3mm (no more physics and maths in cookery class)
83. less than that or more than that..........it will be a wastage
84. # student: oh ok i know i know.... 3mm to be precise
85. teacher: if u go wrong it will be a huge wastage of my energy in typing.
# student: ya i understand...(frankly I did not)
86. # teacher: u will better understand it at 10 (its 10 o clock I will prepare)
87. student: ur typing will not go waste....cant say about thaali peeth...
88. # student: chalo see u later. .....
89. teacher: dont see me tomorrow if ur thalipeeth goes wrong (no more comments)

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